The Silver Rod

Its the WoW champ here with another story of my adventures in the World of Warcraft. So Im riding the snowy plains of Winterspring one day searching for some noobs to slay, when I come across some female troll member wandering around the snow like a little school girl whos lost her daddy. I say, "hey, you want to join me?" The troll says yeah. So we head south because we heard of some Alliance trouble. We are riding together quite silently. The troll looks at me and says "hey, can I see your Silver Rod?"...
I say "PARDON??"
She says "yeah... I want to see your Silver Rod!"
SNAP, LOSE it. Raptor strike to the knee, serpent sting to the tusks. This excuse for a troll is on the ground praying that I don't bring out my silver rod, but I do anyway. SILVER ROD domination! She screams stop, but I stop only when Im done.
I say "Hows that for my Silver Rod??"... ever since Ive beern the Warcraft Champ.....